The Importance of Butterby Cassandra Menesez on 10/08/18
Me: I had an anxiety episode at the grocery store today.
Kevin: [disinterestedly] Really? [then a more concerned] Why?
Me: I almost forgot the butter again.
Kevin: [ fully focused on the subject at hand] + [somewhat loudly] You forgot the butter?
Me: No. I just became aware how close I got to not remembering the butter again and I had a feeling of terror come over me. I didn't forget the butter tho. I bought 2 pounds to make up for it.
Kevin: Okay, that's good. I was having anxiety about it too.
Both : [Laughing with equal enthusiasm]